Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

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The Birchall Method

Placing a pillow underneath a woman's lower back during missionary sex.

The Birchall Method- Conducted by a member of the Birchall family during missionary sex

by B Method January 8, 2026

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On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

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Stop eating borsch

Romanian expression used when some start talking bullshits

Romanian boomer: the COVID was developed by Bill Gates
Me: stop eating borsch

by Altexboss August 7, 2020

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Mark Anthony Birchall

The overall greatest person ever. If you dont know them then you should. They are such an amazing person. The gods bow down to mark. He rules the heavens

I am Mark Anthony Birchall l!!!!!!

by The BRUTAL Truths June 9, 2022

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