belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.

Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!

by Captain Bender Baz September 14, 2006

besters

another word for best friend.

a "best friend for life"

me and brianna have been besters since the third grade!

by (:<333 September 29, 2010

Busted a grumpy

When a person passes a particularly foul fart.

Man, who just busted a grumpy in here?

by Sassy13 June 12, 2011

bestest friend

A person who is closer than a bestfriend and you would consider your sister

Maria was Brianna's bestest friend

by bestest friend January 30, 2017

Bester

That act of always being more "best". Meaning that you are the best and nobody can ever be better than you.

You are bester at football than me.

by Cman1203 May 30, 2017

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Busted Slam Pig

The biggest nastiest whore you could possibly could imagine, but the scumbag in every group will still bang

Yo, she is the such a busted slam pig, but dude I would still bang her

by Anonymous April 24, 2003