T-Bench 

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.

Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!

T-Bench by essexgal June 2, 2004

Johnny Bench Called 

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

Johnny Bench Called by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

The Nigga bench 

is the Nigga bench

The Nigga bench

The Nigga bench by When_ January 19, 2021

Hot Bench 

An overly excited panel of judges.

Dave Pro: Man those judges were asking me a lot of questions.
Adam Loo: That's what you call a "hot bench" playa.

Hot Bench by Dual Dave April 7, 2014

sitting on the bench 

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

sitting on the bench by Child's Play April 15, 2011

Johnny Bench Called 

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.

Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later

Johnny Bench Called by Xilften September 24, 2009

Mombassa Bench Press 

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

Mombassa Bench Press by captaincrunk March 27, 2020