leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

beel seeker

The act of sucking on balls

Dude that girl is such a beel seeker

by BKblo4 October 22, 2008

Los Bagels

An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.

"Hey Ian, lets go pick up a bagel with hummus and larrupin at Los Bagels"

by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008