Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010

Beaver Milk

The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.

Her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once I started to tongue her clitoris.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

The Bravery

A band that includes synths in it. Good band.

Kid 1: Heard of the bravery kid 2?
Kid 2: Yeah, but they're hooking up with mtv..
Kid 1: Sigh.

by Moon Biscuit April 10, 2005

skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005