Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 9, 2012

Heeh yourself

The phrase used when someone makes a quad bogey, breaks a golf club, does something retarded.

After the quad bogey, he was forced to heeh yourself.

by Tubs69 May 18, 2020

Unalive yourself

It’s a way of telling someone to go die but survive it. So a nice way telling someone to die because they said something stupid or off”

“I thought Obama was white” “what bro? Bro just go unalive yourself”

by Jojo aka @3xclusive._.jo April 5, 2021

kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.

Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005

murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 31, 2017

Kill yourself

When someone disagrees with someone politically

Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

by Somepersonthatexists September 5, 2021