batwing

when the shit get squished between your ass cheeks it looks like a batwing.

when i forgot to wipe i got a nasty batwing

by sander cole January 15, 2006

batin' shorts

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

Batwing

The art of delicately draping one's ballsack on someone by gently spreading each testicle and slowly laying them down on their face. Think of it as an advanced t-bag.

Jeffery passed out so I gave him the batwing

by Heyzeus January 14, 2015

Batwings

When your balls stick to your inner thighs

Hold up, I gotta adjust my BATWINGS

by VeganVagina June 19, 2017

batwing

When a girl grabs your ball sack with two hands and stretches your testicle skin thin like a bat wing. She then and covers her nose and mouth with the wing like appendage.

My girlfriend always likes to lick my balls but tonight she gave me a batwing and it felt great!

by sir crank alot December 17, 2019