United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 25, 2012

Bate Rate

Defined as jerking off for an hourly rate. Coined originally by Eslizza.

Bate rate? That’s your day rate.

by Eslizza March 15, 2025

Batee

Batees are actually gorillas camouflaged as humans. They are totally mixed in the human society today and are hard to differentiate by their physical appearance. They are total westaboos and always talk about western countries (mostly America), even if they live in a country farthest away from America. They don't even know how speak their own language and make total clowns of themselves among their friends and the society. In fact they are the people (actually gorillas) who support Trump and voted him!

"Hey that guy has all the characteristics of Batees I read in the urban dictionary. Now I'm pretty sure that he is a Batee!"

by Potatovour February 1, 2017

Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019

Bate n’ Tackle

The fetish of when a girl with braces giving you head, and a pubic hair gets caught in them

Bro, last night we had a bate n’ tackle incident it felt reeeeaaaally good

by JustaHiccc July 23, 2021

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

Bate

A bate is a derogatory term for someone who is mentally ill/retarded.

That guy is a bate.

by DougGuy April 24, 2022