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Basic Bitch

To be a Basic Bitch, you simply need some or all of the following:
1) No drive, ambition or fight in you. You're happy to coast through life, doing basic things, having basic things and going basic places.

2) You're scared, you're scared of what everyone thinks about you. You couldn't possible do, be, sound, dress or act different to everyone else because you're too scared of what people think.
3) You're a follower. You're unoriginal, you copy what everyone else wears, you go to where everyone else goes, you do what everyone else does, because again, you're too scared of what everyone else thinks.
4) You think you're better than everyone else. You have no class or sophistication.
5) Desperate for attention? Desperate for approval?... Basic Bitch.
6) You have no game! You're unable to talk to a member of the opposite sex, unless you know them. We all have moments of being shy, but if you never try, you'll never know, so you'll always be basic.

A Basic Bitch is NOT restricted to gender.
"He/she is still doing the same shit? Damn, what a Basic Bitch"

Me: "Hey, let's do something different tonight!"
You: "Nah, let's just go back to the same place as before"
Me: "You're such a basic bitch"
by Rlc18 December 23, 2014
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Basic White Girl

A Female, mostly at the age 11 and up, who is all crazy about,

Starbucks,tumblr,emojis,facebook,selfies,friends,uggs,iphones etc.

You might notice a basic white girl wearing,

a sweater,jeggings, uggs, scarf, stars and there iphone, their hair will aslo be styled and/or they will have colored nails.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! This starbucks is sooo yummy!
Basic White Girl 2: ikr! lets take a selfie with it!
by RoseCandyFloss November 8, 2014
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basilmarket

A webiste originally used for maplestory auctioning... now commonly used for attetion grabbers, spammers, forum games, grammer abusers, "post your real picture", sex offenders, maple gossip, Random shit, suicide talk, life complaints, advice, flame wars, rate my pic, funny videos, online slang abusers, Lol's to Wtf's, Tiger Fans, posting pictures, and etc.

People in basilmarket can vary from ages 6 to 80. Most of them don't even play the game maplestory. They just go there to talk about stuff. And most people dont give a crap
"I quit maplestory, but i still go on basilmarket."

"Let's go trade at basilmarket."
by Sah-An-Eye'd December 19, 2007
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BASIC

1. Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code: A line-oriented, limited programming language invented in the 1960s for the purpose of teaching university students to program computers.

Each line of BASIC code must be preceded by a number, which serves as a label for the GOTO statement.

The type of a BASIC variable is determined by a suffix. For example, A$ is a string, while A% is an integer.

2. Any programming language that borrows a few things from BASIC, even if it is also heavily influenced by other programming languages, such as Pascal. Includes QBASIC, FreeBASIC, PureBASIC, Visual Basic, and DarkBASIC, and other similar programming languages. These BASICs frequently add support for functions and user-defined types, and they also frequently don't allow user-defined types or arrays to be passed as arguments to functions.

Such languages are typically surrounded by communities that eschew the sort of structured programming that is mandatory in the majority of other programming languages. As such, parallel arrays are preferred over user-defined types, GOSUB statements are preferred over functions, single-line IF statements in conjunction with GOTO are popular even in BASICs that support block IF statements, and GOTO is often used when a loop statement would suffice and be more readable. Even when control structures are used, it is rare to see any sort of indentation of the code that goes within a construct. A notable exception to this tendency is the Visual Basic community.

A similar programming language is INTERCAL.
REM A typical BASIC program, in a typical sense-2 dialect of BASIC
10 INPUT "ENTER YOUR NAME: "; A$
GOSUB CheckName
IF NameOK% = 1 THEN GOTO Good
PRINT "Are you sure you're not somebody else?"
GOTO 10
Good:
PRINT "THE SECRET WORD IS " + CHR$(33) ;
REM We don't need no stinkin' indentation!
FOR N = 1 TO 7
READ C%
PRINT CHR$(C%);
NEXT N
PRINT CHR$(33)
GOTO Terminus
CheckName:
IF A$ = "Osama bin Laden" THEN RETURN
NameOK% = 1
RETURN
Terminus:
DATA 77,65,76,65,82,73,65
END
by A name not currently in use! January 31, 2009
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Basiji

When a Mullah takes a shit the stuff that comes out is called a basiji.
That basiji is stupid
by Fesharbokhorbasiji October 26, 2022
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Basileios

A Greek name usually pertaining to a good family many of them are intensely strong but do not look it along with most greeks(They will be pissed if you mention it and get into a lot of fights about it usually ending with him kicking your ass in flipflops and you going to the hospital or dying in a parking lot) and have a gut that is never truly gotten rid of.
Guy: "I can take this guy he just looks fat!"
Friend: "I dunno he is a Basileios he could kick your ass!"
by kick ass irish October 7, 2009
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basic mom

Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.

#sorrynotsorry
Headliner: "West Van Mom becomes Basic Mom
by sorrynotsorrymom April 17, 2015
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