The Basement

The Basement is one of the greatest drinking spots conceived by man. It was created by several Graduates of CTK school. The Basement is called this because its elements resemble that of a real basement and it is in the woods! The basement once featured a couch, a love seat, a recliner, a table and chairs. The Basement is currently under construction due to extreme weather conditions and little ass holes that damaged it. The basement will soon be back to its full potential. And How could i forget that the basement is located in the Great Morrell Park.

Morrell Park is better than Modena. partly because it includes the Basement, the best drinking spot ever

by MorrellBigDog July 30, 2010

Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

by sara r. September 2, 2005

Basement Wizard

Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.

hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?

by Fergalicious def March 22, 2011

out of the basement

used to describe something awesome or highly unusual. similar to off the chain or off the hook.

man halo 3 is going to be straight out of the basement G!

Visiting the haunted house was an out of the basement experience.

by ejmcleod August 23, 2007

basement smell

When your basement over the years has a permanent smell of Febreeze and men's body cologne after smoking so much weed down there.

My basement reaks of febreeze and axe body spray when I used to cover the smell of smoke after smoking so much weed down here. I hate having that basement smell.

by neverforgetlando September 4, 2011

Mucus in the Basement

When mucus comes out of a female's vagina when she is excited; discharge.

I got Mucus in the Basement when I saw his hot body.

by monibling January 19, 2009

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014