Bafoon

A clown: idiot: stupid,

You're such a bafoon.

by Calihipster May 20, 2017

Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.

Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

bahoonies

boob breast tit tatta

a large set of womans breasts.

That woman i work with, man she has a great set of Bahoonies, i wouldnt mind having fun with those.

by Dj Soda Pop May 1, 2007

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

Bardon

nicknames equal brian or annie.
a pimp who is in love with a girl named kaitlyn.
hes super rad at drums and calculas.
he is also a member of the negroe league.
nice hiney.

-Man, did you see that bardon on that guy, it was super juicy.
- Man did you hear that dude on the drums, he was such a bardon!

by dwightloverxoxo January 23, 2009