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London Barnes

London Barnes is A very smart girl with a great personality

She acts to be shy but one's y'all become close friends you will learn that she is actually a pretty fun and out going person she's has lot a friend and not with all that drama.
by Lo-nd-on Bar-nes May 31, 2019
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jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
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Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
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Barn-owled

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.
Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.
by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021
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Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family
Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”
by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023
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Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot
Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes
by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003
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sauce barn

a barn where you get sauced asf
Bro let’s go to the sauce barn and get sauced asf
by Balake223 August 3, 2018
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