bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018

OCBC Bank

Out of Cash Because of Cunts Bank

When you cant get cash out of a bank, it's got to be OCBC Bank coz they dont handle cash for "security reasons"!!!!!

by RBradburyMe May 26, 2020

bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.

Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."

by Wacky Willy June 10, 2016

Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

by JLonny March 13, 2019

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

broke the bank

When you/someone/something spends more money than it can afford.

"I finally broke the bank and bought a new car."

by lulz9000 March 31, 2017