Box Bagger

a lame local band that no one wants to sit through to watch, usually played at the beginning of a show so that no one has to sit through the stupidness of the lame band's music.

"Man, that band was a box bagger, I hope I never have to see them again."

by Boss Bear & Co. August 14, 2008

brown bagger

a white woman who likes licking the cream off the balls of black men for lunch.

Michelle used to be cool, but now she's a brown bagger.

by captainculo May 11, 2008

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..

Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.

by Chastro D September 28, 2007

Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 December 14, 2007

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 07, 2005

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006