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Double-Bagger

A "bagger" is a term for someone who is below par on the attractive scale, so below you have to put a bag over their head.
A "double-bagger" is someone so hideous, you have to put a bag not only over their head, but your own.
"I heard you had sex with that really nasty skank who's always at the bars on Mondays."

"Yeah, I was so wasted,she was a complete double-bagger."
by Lady Of The Valley March 16, 2009
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brown bagger

A person who goes to restraunts or other people's houses to have diarrea. This is a frequent occurance, and often without exchange of pleasentries.
person 1: Yo homes you be brown baggin!
brown bagger: ...
by Bacon Mcbonerface Sandwich October 12, 2008
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carpet bagger

an insult with no real meaning. Can be used for any occasion.
by the_gr81 May 13, 2005
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Double bagger

A Double bagger is a male who lowers himself over his victims head, revealing his testicals, he will swing both nuts to ensure a good smack and land it dead centre on the victims chin.
A Double bagger is usualy implimented if one is bored or if the missus has just dropped off into a deep sleep, a common form of humiliation used by the romans.
by Richard Rogers March 20, 2008
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flee-bagger

An un-creative nickname given to Wisconsin Democrats who chose to flee the state in order to postpone a vote on a controversial bill. The name "flee-bagger" is a failed attempt at a nickname by Tea Party supporters offended by the 'Tea Bagger' nickname attached to their group.

The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".
Teabagger: "I can't wait to vote out those flee-baggers."

Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."
by freddy ferno April 12, 2011
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3 Bagger

Person 1: How strong do you like your tea?
Person 2: I want a 3 Bagger.
Person 1: WOW!
by lombax1 June 3, 2011
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two bagger

by ace August 3, 2003
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