Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

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Till’ It’s Backwards

till it’s the other way around, hood slang

“Free Jay till’ it’s backwards!”

by Iamshyannn August 19, 2021

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To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.

"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"

by Tex982 October 21, 2006

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suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

by Ionajag November 3, 2013

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Love backwards

Real love can be seen by a reflection of the word backwards on the mirror or with a selfie.

What is love backwards ? The true sense of the word is backwards , cause in order to get authentic love we must first give this to ourselves. Then this reflection will be manifested in the world that surround us.

by IM Project December 1, 2018

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