Brian

A Brian is usually a middle aged man that is from England and is fully bald and wears thick rim rectangular glasses and watches football like it is a religion he definitely voted to leave the EU and hates kids and will do anything to stop having fun

That guy that who told me off for riding my bike around his house is such a Brian

by LittleLoco11 August 5, 2020

Brian

A dumbass

that guy brian over there is a dumbass

by ACAT Rose August 28, 2020

Brian

My phones auto correct always corrects brain to Brian, he is also my grand father.........

My brian doesn’t work

by Iguggiuiug October 15, 2020

Brian

When you pass out taking a shit

Hey Brian quit Brian

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

brian

a stupid canadian who drinks maple syrup and has a goofy haircut that makes him look like sid from toy story

brian is a stupid canadian

by asdjf asdf March 24, 2023

brian

a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala

fuck its brian, that niggas a duck

by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019

Brian

Brian is the name of a guy that hits his sister

Did you her Brian gave his sister that bruise

by Purpleraven May 31, 2016