bloatware

A piece of software, hardware or website that attempts to do too much and becomes utterly useless for users. An example of bloatware would be a word processing application that also tries to be your page layout program, drawing tool, and web browser; absorbing half your hard drive and all your RAM in the process.

If it says start in the bottom left corner of your screen, you are using bloatware.

by absolutcamper June 17, 2004

motor boat

to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.

Man look at that rack!
yeah i'd motor boat them jugs all night long!

by kimbo May 5, 2006

I'm on a boat

funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success

Person 1:What's up kendyl!
Person 2:I'm on a boat!

by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009

bloated ego

The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.

The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.

Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Boat

Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"

"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."

by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015

Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008