UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
by Merkust April 21, 2021
Get the Bonkmug. How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022
by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022
Get the bonkmug. 1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018
Get the Bonkmug. The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonkingmug. by snuffybun January 31, 2020
Get the bonkmug. 
A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
Get the Bonkmug.