a school for fat twats who either have the brain capacity of a chihuaha licking it’s arsehole or a fucking einstein, ( the asians ) that the twink teachers can’t tell apart. They all come out twinks in the end, even if they’re licking their arsehole, at least their not licking qeh’s. (redmaids)- thell probably lick redmaids’s instead
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“do u get drunk every night thinking ur the shit bc u have daddy’s money or do you pass out crying that you have no friends?”
“do u get drunk every night thinking ur the shit bc u have daddy’s money or do you pass out crying that you have no friends?”
by kokilo January 19, 2024
Get the badminton school mug.A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.
What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.
It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.
What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.
It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.
Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'
Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'
Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'
by Yayababa January 9, 2025
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Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....
Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....
le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal
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Synonyms: goddess, muse, rebel queen, wild heart
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Synonyms: goddess, muse, rebel queen, wild heart
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"Sorry for the badmanese, I was typing in a rush."
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Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.
His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).
Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.
Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.
His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).
Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.
Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
"What happened after work last night?"
"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."
"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"
"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."
"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"
"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
by ohhey!gotchatony May 1, 2011
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