birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

Tommy Rostico Batchar Munthe

Was the vocalist of the band The Revolution from T-state, is also a transgender.

Guy1:Have you heard about Tommy Rostico Batchar Munthe
Guy2: yes he is a transgender

by Tommy. T September 19, 2019

bathycalpian

a woman with big boobs

your mom is a bathycalpian.

by cram October 19, 2003

batchslap

(v) to bitchslap someone

Originally from music video for the song "Shoes" by Kelly who, because of 'her' accent, pronounces the 'i' in bitchslap as a long 'a'.

I'm gonna batchslap you shlutbag.

by a broken dream January 5, 2007

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012