Badass

See Ironman, Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson.

The epitomy of coolness- nearing that of Pokemon or lightsabers.
Only achievable by learning several lethal martial arts, keeping a sword or gun under your bed, and slaying various mythical beings and dragons.

Sometimes someone who is officailly 'BADASS' will get himself arrested, then escape from jail and kill several thousand people. Just for bants.
In such events goverments have been known to cover-up evidence for such beings by claiming 'terrorist attacks' or 'natural disasters'.

Only two true badass beings are proven by scientific research to exist currently. This is ofcourse Chuck Norris and Samuel L. Jackson, however talk of a third badass has been recently (in the past century) heard. A new documentary on the third badass has just hit the big screens after a popular series of factual comics. He calls himself Ironman. Scientist will not reveal any further information.

With a third badass being on earth, it is thaught a final battle will comence between the chosen ones, for a place at the head of humanity. If this event does take place, the government will probably claim it to be 'world war 3'... but we shall know differently- wont we.

- 'Dude, I saw a badass the other day!'

- 'Man, your lucky it ( badass beings don't believe in gender ) didn't see you. I hear they can impregnate, kill or sercumsize you simply by looking at you.'

- 'YEAH BUDDY' * roundhouse kicks nearby small child *

by Chuck Norris (using iPhone internet) May 11, 2008

badass

a bitchin' motherfucker.

shit, Axl is one badass motherfucker!

by PIMPBITCHPUSSYLICK April 27, 2004

badasstacularest

A fusion of several words ('badass,' 'spectacular,' and perhaps 'greatest') greater than the sum of its parts. Used to describe something so badass, spectacular or great that a standard combination of those three terms simply will not suffice.

"Maximum Overdrive" is the most badastacularest movie ever made.

by Haemon August 24, 2004

badassery

Adj. Something that is badass.

Andrea was running around the woods from sun rise to sun down dodging zombies and tumbling around. "I think that improved Andrea's badassery." -Chris Hardwick

by Nellie O'Neill August 1, 2012

Thug Badass

A thug Badass is a a follower in society, NOT a leader, thugs are lead by leaders, a thug don't think for himself, he thinks what a leader tells him, he follows trends that almost always go against common sense, a stupid thug goes to prison because they always do a leaders dirty work, a stupid thug is usually a criminal and a member in a gang.

I'm a Thug Badass, a stupid motherfukin criminal

by Captain Cripsta January 5, 2010

Badass

Someone who is totally awesome. Anything and everything that person does is in fact, amazing.

Person 1 - "Holy crap Melissa ! your such a badass !"

Person 2- "Omg ! i know ! I just ate a chip."

Person 1 - "Whoa ! Thats totally badass."

by Melibbaaa March 24, 2009

badass

a man who doesnt care what happens he chooses to go his own way even if it involves breaking a few rules.

insult- oh your badass now.

fake badass insult-man1- yo i just stole the a candy bar from that store

man2.......oh your badass now

bikers such ass hells angels are generally true badasses

by ragggrgrg May 9, 2009