Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.

Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.

by NugsNotDrugs March 27, 2015

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alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

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mexican alarm clock

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

by camerod December 5, 2004

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alarm

The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.

I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.

by jeffr April 27, 2008

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False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005

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