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Asperger Syndrome

A great way to patronize high school kids that are not part of the "cool clique" or the standards of a socially normal teenager or kid, which means the kid is the star quarterback of the football team or not dating the hot cheerleaders. Usually these people will do very well in the adult world and they will get pretty good paying jobs, but the school system found another reason to add more money to the special ed program to create jobs for people that should be working at McDonalds helping these kids "act cool", which could be learned by a few ass kicking by the popular gang.
Usually kids are labeled with Asperger Syndrome...think typical nerd or dork, paces around, thinks about something besides sex but masturbates and wishes he could get sex, maybe obsessing on something not cool, watches Spongebob (there is something about Asperger Syndrome and Spongebob, or any socially inept kid), using correct English and not street slang, but made even more dorky with a disability. There is a dime of dozen of these kids and that actually adds diversity to high school or middle school. We need kids that are socially inept and can't get the chicks. Propaganda for discrimination and makes the popular group more snotty and the teachers that suck up to the popular group.
Joe discusses Pokemon non-stop and watches Spongebob, but can't get laid with Brittany...he must has Asperger Syndrome.
by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010
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Ampersand

A gender specific problem that happens to male's where in which shit comes out their dick once a month.
"Ugg, I'm on my ampersand today, the dick cramps are unbelievable"
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Apergis

A man who gets no girls ; A man with a godly body ; A man who has the tendency to have sweaty palms/armpits ; A man who has no skill in talking to girls ; A man who comes from a wealthy family ; A man with a very big noggin ; A man who has major plans for the future.
Apergis has a body of a god ; Apergis's ink matched his godly body so well.
by FreshWinkie64 October 29, 2010
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Asperphobia

A fear of people with aspergers or a predujice against them, people who suffer from these either think that people with aspergers are to be avoided or treat aspergers like it's a disease rather than what it actually is.

Often completely missing the point and not getting the facts straight, often claiming that you can catch it from other people that may have it.
"Oh no...George has aspergers, he's going to infect us all."
"Diana, you suffer from Asperphobia."
by MM132 November 16, 2012
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Asperanti

Somthing that a guy puts his penis into
Did you see Kelly put his penis into that Asperanti
by BrandonBarkhouse June 24, 2006
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awper

awesome and hyper combined
My friend is so freaking awper that they are awesome and hyper
by OneLove32 July 30, 2009
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life
by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010
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