Awsumo

Awsumo = Totally Great OMG Awesome Wow, with a hint of Japanese.

usually reserved for Internet convo but can be used person to person - or over the phone - or via a letter - or a video message - MMS - SMS - or telegram - yadda yadda yadda.

Made famous by Mr Sparkle Commercial - The pretty dancing japanese ladies under the ocean use 'Awsumo Power' to transmogrify into Sumo Chicks.

Guy: Did somebody say Upside Down Double Shot Vente Soy Caramel Macchiato

Girl (or flamboyant guy): OMGosh U R So Awsumo!!!

by CK72 August 26, 2008

assumpstitorius

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008

AwsomeDigger

Someone who wants to hang with someone because that person is awsome and you want to be like him/her

A friend only hanging with you because they want to learn your ways is an AwsomeDigger

by Blade243 April 23, 2009

Assumist

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

"Rachel is such an Assumist. "
"I swear she is always assuming things. She is such an Assumist."

by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

Awsome sauce

A better way to say cool, because cool beans is just completely gay

Made by lola

Lola is Awsome sauce

by Gucci stoopid fish April 9, 2019

Asumi

Asumi is Asmo's wife. She is awesome. Also bad at reading anime release date but still awesome.

A : Hey, Where is Asmo?
B : Probably with his wife, Asumi. They're doing things.

by Mayku July 5, 2021

Assume

To take a belief or identity or bit of information, whether it's false or fact.

No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021