Awkward Egyptian

Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.

*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*

by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 17, 2008

awkward sauce

a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.

dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her

by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009

Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby

"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"

by jelydas March 30, 2010

awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

by the :#r May 12, 2010

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

by puma1294 June 1, 2010

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010

awkwardawesome

someone that is awkward yet awesome. they are great with friends yet aren't very good with other people and love having fun and can be geeky with certain people

He could be the best person with friends, yet when he meets new people, he's more awkward than a house in your pants. With certain friends, all he does is talk about Star Wars and video games. He was the most awkwardawesome person ever.

by awkwardawesome December 21, 2010