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awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing
Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?
by puma1294 June 1, 2010
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Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).
Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
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awkwardawesome

someone that is awkward yet awesome. they are great with friends yet aren't very good with other people and love having fun and can be geeky with certain people
He could be the best person with friends, yet when he meets new people, he's more awkward than a house in your pants. With certain friends, all he does is talk about Star Wars and video games. He was the most awkwardawesome person ever.
by awkwardawesome December 21, 2010
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awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
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Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
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awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk
did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship
by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015
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Awkwarder

A word that kinky-chan made up to describe a situation that was awkward beyond the point of no return.
One of the sharpies in my pocket poked my friend and I told her it was my dick, couldn't have been more awkwarder.
by GakushuAsano July 13, 2017
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