Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio)

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

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by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

Automatronically

The act of having functions performed for you automatically by machines.

Hipster A: "Did you fill out that stupid survey email we got?"
Hipster B: "No, I had my phone do it automatronically."

by Vailmama March 6, 2012

automotive anorexia

A psychological disorder in which the subject is obsessed with the belief that his vehicle has excessive weight. The patient will engage in destructive behavior such as stripping out seats, mats, and even mechanical parts in order to attain an unrealistic standard of automotive performance, agility, and fuel economy. If left untreated it can be life-threatening, especially when parts needed for safety are removed from the vehicle.
This condition can afflict anyone, but it is most common among ricers and boy racers.

"Mark took the passenger seats out of his Honda Civic".
"That's nothing, he also took off the spare tire, the muffler, and replaced the windows with clear plastic."
"He's got automotive anorexia, we need to stage an intervention before he tries to take off the air bags and somebody gets hurt".

by zinndl September 18, 2012

automatopodiaphobia

The innate fear of robot feet.

"I wanted to join Chuck E. Cheese on stage, but I couldn't be around his feet due to my automatopodiaphobia"

by Nacho216 December 19, 2012

automotivly

A term created by Dan draper referring to something in the automotive spectrum

Automotivly speaking, a bastard refers to a file.

by autowizz March 9, 2014

automat

An driverless vehicle - usually a passenger car

The Automat arrived on time and took me home.

by Salem Cat July 4, 2017

Automotive surgeon

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017