Assel

A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg

"That guy is such an assel"

by Sméagol December 30, 2014

assclown

Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

by crasarfdsa June 26, 2007

assclart

a gay person who loves it up the bum

your such a assclart

by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

assblasting bitchaloid

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.

Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!

by maxwhite July 27, 2017

assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet September 4, 2016

assclown

noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

by Treehouse Bahr September 22, 2005