assfist ballpuncher

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.

"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"

by Fistols February 13, 2009

assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

Assfish

1. Someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. A person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. Or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. Any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their ass might be if they were sleeping.

1. Man, that guy at the bar is such an assfish.

2. Don't go and assfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. Look, that guy is doing the assfish!

by Pntbchhs July 13, 2010

assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.

Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.

by lokkomokko January 24, 2010

assfire

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.

Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

assface

a assface is somebody whos ass is worn on their face instead of in their pants. an assface is someone who is very ugly.

The woman who yelled expletives at me is a total assface.

by Natalie Kauffman August 23, 2006

assfacius

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003