asian blur

The blur you see in most asian porn. Covering the genitalia of the participants in said porn causing frustration to the "user".

I was about to get to know myself using some asian porn....couldnt even get hard. The Asian blur was tooo serious.

by Urban Millz August 26, 2014

asian dayum

a good looking asian girl or guy.

"that asian dayum fine"

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019

Asian Strict

when parents (of any race) are so strict, they are as strict as asian parents.

Guy 1: can you hang out tonight?
Guy 2: no, im grounded for getting a B+ in science
Guy 1: dude your parents are like asian strict!!

by nikkinikki1861 March 6, 2011

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.

We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

inner asian

A person of Asian backgrounds harnessing the power built up inside of them to preform tasks that need extra energy. (Mashing the A button VERY fast, jumping super high, or finishing that song on heavy from DDR.

Derka: Danny, how in the hell do you jump so f**king high??
Danny: I'm feelin' my inner asian right now!

by Derka Wright June 1, 2006

Asian Force

The force that all asian descendants carry internally. When those of non-Asian descent are not around, the asian descendants are able to utilize this said force, and perform stunning feats of acrobatics and intelligence. Said to be able to predict the future and have X-Ray vision, this Asian force is subtle and hidden.

Ben's asian force saw through Chris' clothes.
That's not fair! Ben used his Asian force to do his homework!

by Agnes Treble June 9, 2007