Trash in the alley 

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.

Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!

Trash in the alley by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Down Ugly Alley 

When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.

I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley

Down Ugly Alley by Thebeastwithtwobacks August 1, 2023

Meet the Chimps in the Alley 

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

Meet the Chimps in the Alley by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

Bitch Alley 

Colloquialism for a vagina.

Pejorative.

In particular one of a prostitute or other such woman of ill repute .

"I wandered down a bitch alley the other night and ended up with a nasty case of chlamydia.

Bitch Alley by Kennyberg December 1, 2009

aimee alley 

a beautiful sexy girl that everyone wants to be around just for the sake of it . she's amazing and beautiful and knows when to be bad , shes got a temper but its fine because she makes up for it being amazingly nice .... also usually has big sexy tits

guy 1 : mother fucker she has big tits

guy 2 : mmhmmm yeah ( aimee alley ) does

aimee alley by kim sanchez December 6, 2011

tot alley 

A deviation of "totally" that can be used as a passive, stand-alone agreement to the previous statement.

Adam: I can't wait till senior year is finally over.
Cailee: TOT ALLEY

tot alley by totalley September 2, 2009

Back-Alley Uppercunt 

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.

My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.

Back-Alley Uppercunt by frush September 19, 2009