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alcohol

The source of every problem with abuse in the world. It was banned once, and should have stayed that way. It is the worst thing in the world and causes the most deviorces and child runaways than anything else. It sucks. Only idiots drink that crap (which is what it smells like too). Also the cause of a ton of suicides. More people die every year from alcohol-realated stuff than anything else, even drugs and homicides.
Idiot: Want some alcohol?
Smart Person: You're such a f------ idiot!

Cop: Why did you run away?
Kid: I ran away because I couldn't stand my dad's drinking anymore...
by kowshe March 4, 2009
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alcohol

Thank God for alcohol!
by bicyclethieff January 14, 2008
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alcohol-induced frivolity

Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang."
After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and Diane engaged in some alcohol-induced frivolity.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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Aconan

Aconan is the god of creation in the Dalatiist religion. Aconan created and creates all things but minds, which Asknand fashions. Aconan is an inexplicable force; he has no compassion for his impish creations, and we are only saved from his wrath through the protection of Asknand. Aconan takes the form of a great octopus, in whose skin the history and future of the universe is reflected.
"Aconan is responsible for the beauty and terror of everything."
by samalot August 10, 2008
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Alcoholac

Pronounced (Al-ke-hall-ack)

A fictional insurance company run by an Alcoholic. A spin off of Aflac. The drunk sounds like a duck when he speaks. Only says "Whats that?" "Baaah" and "Alcoholac"
"If your hurt and miss work who do you call?"

"Whats that?"

"If your hurt and miss work who do you call?"

"Alcoholac!"
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 30, 2009
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Alcofee

A heavily caffeinated drink with copious amounts of hard liquor, often found in dorms of students working on their thesis papers.
Alcofee- the drink of choice for students needing to be productive and entertained at the same time.
by Kuddles May 4, 2011
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alcohol junkie

me: She's so dependant on alcohol she's an alcohol junkie.

you: Do you mean alcoholic?
me: I suppose you could say that.
by alcohol junkie January 29, 2018
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