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by @Aborshawna January 17, 2021

alaborait

When you cannot spell Elaborate correctly.

Hello can you alaborait your intentions.

by KingBlu May 30, 2023

Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.

shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?

by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010

Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011

Palm Abortion

another term for masturbation

"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"

"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"

by ab421 September 10, 2011

chicken abortion juice

Egg nog

A seasonal beverage also called egg nog. This chicken abortion juice is thick and delicious.

by Sam187 November 18, 2013

Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014