Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting
by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007
Get the Alabama Manicuremug. The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
by Cat in the ass June 19, 2018
Get the Alabama Piledrivermug. Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
Get the Alabama Squeezeboxmug. The act of sexual intercourse, usually in doggy position, involving the forceful thrashing of a female against every object in sight.
by mrMis March 3, 2009
Get the Alabama Wreckingballmug. The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008
Get the Alabama Crabdanglemug. When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.
"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."
by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010
Get the alabama skydivemug. by Lost4You March 4, 2009
Get the Alabama Steamermug.