Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

Alley Trash

The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.

I was excited to feast on my girl until I found alley trash in her tunnel of love.

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021

Sketch Alley USA

“Sketch alley USA” is a term used for alleyways that are heavily suspicious and unfriendly, often riddled with contaminants and contraband. That being illicit substances such as alcohol bottles, drugs ,and used needles often riddled in trash piles behind multi story buildings.

Random guy: “hey man let’s go there to pick up sum shi gang”
Random guy 2: “hell naw twin I’m not goin down sketch alley USA”

by Sillygoosefromtrees10 August 2, 2025

Speaking my alley

When you are speaking someone’s alley

Hey You are speaking my alley

by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022