Air Note

When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.

Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.

by Zirk December 15, 2008

air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.

Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album

by IorekSholto March 4, 2017

air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)

Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.

by Naytee February 27, 2011

Dragging the air

when a person does a laugh that sounds like he or she is hiccuping.

Liam Hemsworth told joke to Jennifer Lawrence and she dragging the air because it was hilarious.

by 111coolplanes December 17, 2017

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

Air pods

A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor

Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store

by Litel bump March 3, 2019

your airness

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.

Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.

by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022