You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.

Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?

by Zay_zay January 10, 2022

the dog ate it

Old cliche'd excuse for not having homework done. Generally means "I forgot," "I didn't do it," etc.

Teacher: "Where's your homework, Billy?"
Billy: "The dog ate it."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022

Vagina ate my dog

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019

My panyotis ate my homework

The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.

My Panyotis ate my homework

by Panyotis the demon August 29, 2010

I still ate your doorframe

Haha I ate your doorframe get fucking owned retarded asshole.

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan

by TheMarketMan June 22, 2022

Dingo ate my baby

Eclectic, non-sequitir phrase often used in the place of a general acknowledge to another statement. Meant to convey general absurdity. Refers to an incident from the 1980's documented in the movie "A Cry in the Dark", in which a seemingly absurd story about dingoes attacking a child turned out to be true.

"How was your weekend?". "Dingo ate my baby". "Cool".

by Optiongeek March 16, 2010