Assunt

A cunt were the asshole usually is.

Damn! you have a assunt.

by sparta3000 January 15, 2011

assaulty

You feel like you've been attacked, but you felt only reduced.

Mother fucker! That was an assaulty!

by Woodms March 8, 2017

AssaultFx

When you are fabulous

Hey m8 u look so AssaultFX today

by Assault 👌😫 September 1, 2017

Assault Weapon

Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.

In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.

In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.

Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.

A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.

by NitreBlue May 30, 2018

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

Asskulted

Assaulting one’s head to the point where the skull is showing.

My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

assalt

What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.

My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020