Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

Knockout artist

One who is usually undefeated and nearly defeats all of their opponents by knockout

Mike Tyson is a real knockout artist

by Alex McK February 15, 2019

Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.

What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!

by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009

Artist's Love

a type of love different than a romantic love, or a friendship love. somewhere in between.

photographer: I want to photograph Michael more than anything.

friend: why are you so interested in taking a picture of Michael?

photographer: I can't really explain it..I've got an artist's love for him

by artist-love January 23, 2011

performance artist

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

by nemen December 26, 2013