ambush creampie

When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.

Male: I just came inside of you

Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??

Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*

Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.

Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.

by lakebehemoth February 5, 2014

child abuse

When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.

You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.

by dw_ryan April 23, 2008

argus

adj: great at everything; superior to all others; indestructable and cannot be touched

Wow your really getting argus at this game!

by hybridarc January 16, 2004

feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.

Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.

by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009

Albus Severus

harry and ginny's second son with the most hideous name ever!

Harry: Ginny why don't you name one of our kids?
James, Albus Severus, Lilly

by anagl January 3, 2008

letter abuse

When someone empahsizes a word by adding extra letters to it, but goes a little overboard; commonly found in AIM and Myspace conversations.

cool_guy_101: Omgg Caseyyy I'm sooo excitedd for that partyyy toniteee!!!!!!!!
xxcaseyxx: wow brad, total letter abuse.

by Casey Robberts July 16, 2007

Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011