my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Apartment 308

The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.

Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

apathy

Lack of emotion or being a lazy ass

Sooo... I have apathy comming out the ass?

by Ku Ku Ka Choo! March 4, 2008

Apathey

n. Apathy, used specifically in the example below

Apathey - "I don't *care* how I spell it"

by SunderX November 24, 2005

Apathetic

some word from the emo song

dear diary, mood: apathetic

by anticrombie July 20, 2008

Apatovianism

Apatovianism is a recent counter-cultural movement that invokes the seeming spirit of elevating cinematic discourse with recognized films of artistic merit in order to pervert the experience for new viewers, and the overall cinematic legacy of the works in society, by discussing them in prosaic and brain-numbingly subversive analysis.

The ultimate goal being that every last film (either new or old) regarded as progressive or "different" is ruined before the eyes of newcomers that have not had the viewing experience before reading an analysis by an Apatovianist agent. The Apatovianists believe first-impressions are key in impregnating a psychological deterrent.

This is all done so that the market-fare cinema is that much more appealing to the mass public and firmly fortified. And the films of artistic merit...that much more compromised and deadened by Apatovianists.

Judd Apatow is the fountainhead symbol of this movement based purely on a pop-cultural standing as being a notable director among market-fare cinema.

The most hardcore example of Apatovianism-in-action consists of Internet forum posts that discuss films in a manner that gives away an aesthetic verdict on what the film represents or definitive qualities it stands for as interpreted by that person, especially in a finalizing tone.

by AntiApatovianismFounder August 2, 2008

Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009