When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.
by Culatr March 23, 2019
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
Pass the Amish moon vape dawgggg
by The goons fan boy July 17, 2023
Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
by John Byrnes November 16, 2007
The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.
by KongoJojo June 27, 2011
At what seemed like a crazy breakfast idea, Todd and Marcy were delighted after trying their first Amish chicken coop, and will make it a new Sunday morning ritual.
by Lauike69 March 08, 2021