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math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.
Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.
by jose.miguel January 19, 2009
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Math

The only subject stopping you from your hopes and dreams, And the best torture device for middle schoolers.
"Math is fundamental for getting a good career!" : The Math Teacher
Also the Math Teacher: I hate this job that I only get minimum wage.
by Atomic_RC June 7, 2021
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Math

MATH IS MATH
I DO A MATH
by wddfjhf September 4, 2019
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Maths

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
S: (the s at the end of humans)
Oh god, we have Maths next period.
by BionicYeti March 1, 2017
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Math

MATH IS FUCKING STUPIDEST THING EVER INVENTED/CREATED
I hate math
by Eurys May 21, 2018
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Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.
I hate math.
by Twight0931 March 11, 2017
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Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.
Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?
by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019
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