Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Small-rooming

When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.

I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!

You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!

The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!

I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.

Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 14, 2009

Small Player

(related to alcohol consumption)

A small player is someone who is too weak to keep up with the group. This can be related to drinking games or just taking a cranberry juice.

person 1: 'Come on, down that drink! Or are you a small player?'
person 2: 'No, I'll do it right now!'
OR
person 1: 'the small player committee just called, they want you as their president!'
person 2: 'fuck you, I'll down it right now!'

by Griffmaster September 4, 2020

Baker Small

When Karma takes a shit on your head.

I was gobbling off like a price when Bam! Baker Small.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 15, 2016

Adam Small

A man aged beyond his years...Also, know as GrandAdam Small

Adam Small: I'm going to bed
Everyone else: It's 8pm!

by MdgH September 7, 2018

Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

Small rig

A type of vaporizer that is generally small. It does not have a replaceable battery but generally contains higher nicotine levels with smaller airflow. Usually does not create big clouds. Usually a small rig is a vape like a juul, breeze, or novo

“Send that small rig”
“Yo I wanna get a new small rig”

by Lavegg November 14, 2018