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Brandon :)

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.
‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’
by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022
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Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man
Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?
by Brandon.. November 9, 2020
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A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon
by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019
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Someone who deletes messages
You're such a Brandon
by kayyyylala October 18, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.
Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.
by M4rzipan January 3, 2019
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Brandoning

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.
by Suck my duck March 13, 2020
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brandon

the most hottest, finest, cutest, bestest guy in the world. when people see him walk past, they stare. he's tall, and has a deep voice, and will look you straight in the eye for a solid 5 seconds. he has colored hair, and is an absolute god.
person:did you see that boy in the hall?
girl:yeah.. his name is brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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