reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
by fmanuswa November 26, 2013
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Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
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Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving
Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.
by C.Hefner March 11, 2010
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Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons March 03, 2012
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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Scope Lag

Scope lag is a specific type of lag in Battlefield:Bad Company where the reticule of the scope first appears to be misaligned with the scope itself. Then when you move the left thumb-stick, the reticule moves while the entire black screen stays. if the lag is bad enough, you can move away from the black screen and even see your hands.It's really annoying.
Scope lag is a reminder that it's just a game because scope lag doesn't happen in real life-hopefully.
by notmyname2356 December 13, 2009
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