Sam

Typically associated with having a horse penis.

Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy

by KeishaSJJ April 7, 2022

Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.

Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem May 8, 2023

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

sam and keira

Never gunna happen 💀

Sam and Keira is a dream that is never gunna come true

by Kemper Is Lonely April 16, 2022

Sam Lukens

The act of shaving without water, shaving cream, or any type of body wash.

Pull a Sam Lukens!

by here2cheer June 29, 2010