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#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.
Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…
by avagina41205 January 23, 2023
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2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond haired and Blue eyed. They will be berated and enraged by your every move to be called this name. They are natural slackers so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’
by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022
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ot 1

pronounced " 'ought one "

a popular star wars battlefront II (2017) phrase originating from a game of ewok hunt where a stormtrooper killed an ewok and mistyped "got 1" as "ot 1" - the typo was repeated back by virtually the entire lobby and rapidly spread across the game, used often as a general response in any and all aspects of gameplay, most often as a stand-in for gg
"dude i finally killed an ewok in ewok hunt"
"ot 1"
by yubnub_ewok_ovrlrd June 27, 2025
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1-10 FAS

1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 4, 2016
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Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.
Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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1

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by Prittishthepotatoking November 2, 2019
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May 1

Everyone whose birthday is today starts shitting violently at 6 pm pst
guy1: Oh your birthday is on May 1st? I'm gonna leave the party before 6 then
by erzywerzy June 5, 2022
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