Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.

Money, money, money. Must be funny...

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

money balla

Nickname given to someone when that person is so terribly bad at a sport or whatever they may do and you give them this extremely funny sarcastic name

DWAYNE: Brah?! Who dat that fool over there that keeps missing those wide open shots???
JAMAAL: That's money balla
DWAYNE: WTF you serious?...why you call him dat...
JAMAAL: IDK mayne he always be here shooting...and when we playin he takin every shot he got...... but dah fool misses

DWATNE:HAHAHA

by WallyKush July 30, 2011

Domino's Money

Tristan's $5

Don't give your Domino's money to My Story Animated!!

by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

that was not very cash money

used to describe a situation that you did not like or something that you don’t agree with

did you hear? brad slept with alex’s girlfriend. that was not very cash money of him

by molmoney July 26, 2019

Rahul Money Muthu

smartest person you will meet in the room, not good with women but, good with your mom. Nicole

A day doesn't go by where I don't wish I could be like Rahul Money Muthu. - Vismay Nair

by llamacop November 22, 2021

John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.

Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.

by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024