smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Wham sandwich

2 men who have both oral and anal sex together

is that conall and Ben? What a pair of wham sandwiches.

by ConallSucksBen May 29, 2022

Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.

Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?

by Frank lowell March 15, 2009

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.

Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.

She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!

by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014